Wahabi Says Allah performs JOGGING!!

Bismillah

Salafi Wahabi belief that Allah [swt] performs jogging

 

We read in Sefat Allah by Alawi al-Saqaaf, page 232:

الْهَرْوَلَةُ صفةٌ فعليةٌ خبريَّةٌ ثابتةٌ لله عَزَّ وجَلَّ بالحديث الصحيح.

“Jogging is a quality of Allah almighty proven by Sahih Hadith”

We read in Fatawa al-Aqida by ibn Uthaimin, page 112:

وأي مانع يمنع من أن نؤمن بأن الله تعالى يأتي هرولة

“What could forbid us from believing that Allah performs jogging?”

In Fatawa al-Lajnah al-Daema lelbuhuth by Ahmad al-Duwaish, page 196, we read the following fatwa of late Salafi/Wahabi leader Ibn Baz:

س : هل لله صفة الهرولة ؟
ج : نعم

Question: Is jogging a quality of Allah?
Answer: Yes.

Comment

We tried to search into the Salafi literature in order to know whether He partakes in early morning jogging or an evening one but we couldn’t find any precise stance on this. It is still good to know that He (swt) keep in shame. We would urge the Salafi and Deobandi Mullahs whose eating habits have given them a waist size the size of the equator, to likewise adhere to the example of Allah (swt) and take up jogging.

If the above Fatwas do not evidence tha atrocious concept of anthromorphism that is no different to the depictions of Allah (swt) locate in Judaic-Christian texts allow us to conclude with one final Fatwa, that shall leave us with no doubt that the Nasibi concept of Tawheed is worse that that of the Christians and Jews…